Recipage - Seep Apple Jelly - This Is Jinsy

Wash the seep apples, remove the blossom heads with a large frooshing knife (if you don’t have one, a sharp Muker blade will do) and cut out all the seeds, which are horribly poisonous and can KILL easily. So don’t leave the seeds lying round in case a child goes past and thinks they’re sugar-sweets, which they look exactly like. (Mind you, if a child’s stealing things from your kitchen, maybe they deserve poisoning.)

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